dont worry lovey hmmm, well...im going to have to 'finish it' sooner rather than later, it's getting too weird...

you okay love?

im alright thankyou, just a lad situation, nothing major

I won't do i'll compose something tomorrow ''it's not you, it's me...'' paha!

i'm pulling your leg i wont do really i'll just say i fancy his dad, he'll be WELL out off then

put*

clearly i can see this plan working already.....