*nods*

(cozyy) sister!!!

-y =

um, sis?

erm...seein' as yer back and all...

...well, there's summat I should prolly tell you...

mebbe

but not really sure how to say it...

*clears throat*

not even sure if you're listening...

lmao what? tell!!!

TELL!!!

listening hard

Oh well...um...

it's just that...well...you were gone a very long time, you know...

and them kidz of yours were kinda abandoned and all...even by their foster Da...

lmao Spill it! *grows anxious. a little nervous*

and, well,

I kinda, sorta adopted them...

oh god

and also, well...

*chews her nails all off. starts smoking all over again after 3 years stopped*

you know, Sally and Jeni abd O and Michelle were also abandoned by their Da, you see....

and so I sorta promised Jeni to get them a new Da...

and well, you know, I just thot...

and also it was Da's idea, too, about traditional customs and such...

I notice he's not here. I miss that crazy Neez and his banana games. Is he gonegonegone?

that the brother is s'posed to step in, in these cases...

hahahah what did you do?

*nods*

Oh well just...

I sorta kinda married yer kidz'z Da!

and we adopted each others kidz!

*runs*

hahahahahah

keeping it all in the family eh?

points to her status that now says "single"

*peeks back in* not gonna kill me then??

If Neez returns, he's all yours!

lmao

Men should be like kleenex. Soft, Strong, and disposable

Damn, and I've been wondering where the hell Elisha got to and Who was this Mumzski is that keeps calling me sissy. lmao now it all makes

sense

how dare you get a makepver and not tell me. *pinches you hard under your arm*

if you remember, then, who their Da is????

or who your kids are????

Karlski

I was drunk, but not that drunk

um.... *deer in the headlights eyes*

Oh right. Of course! *nods*

well not to worry. I've got your back covered as always.

the man in question is hiding.

*makes a rapid escape to Lurch's basement lair using secret tunnel*

me grabs him by the collar. "Not so fast party man. Been having fun, have you?

*uses special wife powers to rat him out*

decides she prolly should protect poor guy from sister...

*turns on charm* ooooh Lindaa dint know you were back...

informs Sis that Skeez has been pretty good boy and great Da

so tell me, have ya missed me?

Thwaps husband

eeeps

laughs and tosses him the special bottle of vodka she picked up for him on her travels. "Sometimes..."

*legs it*

yanks him away for a wee chat.

glares at them both

mwuah!!!!

her brat sister the bracelet she had special made for her in Romania.

hahahahaha

crazy goobers

hugs evabuddy.

reaches for purty bracelet...

hehe hopes the gifts will n=make them forget how long she was gone. what? was just a couple weeks, right?

so... where is Neez anyway?

errmmm good question, we suspect foul play..

*shrugs* haven't seen his behind in more than 6 months.

no reply to my recent email either btw, will try again sometime soon

Tell him he is sorely missed please Sally, and that even if he can't come 'round, which is understandable, give him our love please.

I will Linda!