*cough* douche *cough*

That's right.

Well. Its not a secret.

MY answer to that cartoon question, is almost always **YES**

almost always? you're slacking

Wait. let's recall. Is there anyone that I have had sex with in the past two years that I haven't blogged about at least once???

HAHAHAHA - By golly there is!

yep there is 7 that I can count

wait a mintue. IMHO I think groups should count as ONE.

Oh yeah. Seven. I can count after all.

being a writer I let everyone know that they are open season...

YUP. I think people should EXPECT that I am going to write about them.

if someone would write a blog after sleepin with me it would be on big blog of nothing by my name followed by a lot of "lol's"

yep especially certain ppl TheCaptain

hell, at least they're good for something, right?

I guess I need to work on my pick-up lines. "Hey baby, wanna discover that there really are fates worse than death?"

that's a good one, junkmale, I'm using it...

the good borrow, the great steal...

Feel free! It works well with, "I'd love to hear you scream. Pleasure's easier but I'm not picky."

we will get along just fine, my friend...