hells yeah! I want a penguin! (wonders if they like North Texas summers )

and alwasy so well dressed

Undoubtedly you have a couple of old freezers lying around. You could cut a hole in one and make a penguin house.

oooooo nice idea

Penguins are adorable <3

they just seem like polite animals, and would be good listeners. I don't know about fetching or security but I think they might work out.

I'd fill up one of them wading pools and put it in the front yard with lots of ice for it.

Some of them are pretty territorial, might be a good watch bird. One bit Linuns Torvalds you know....

yep got it I'll test him out on the sim first. lol