uhhhhhh....what happened?

i need to know if I need to take a lysol bath or not.

Jon has interesting ways of hitting on people.

like that volunteer girl outside on the bench. Was she drunk? Or just Jon drunk?

that's Lisa. She's a cool chick.

I use "weird to mean "sexy" too.

I use that emoticon when I'm trying to convey "Let's make a dream come true" too.

the Jon magic was in full effect. Then we had Steak n Shake

P.S. you still have a girlfriend, right?

^^^^ LULZ

I'm still waiting to find out what happened.

you were a midget with a cloudy eye and a broken leg...

i may have also been a hooker.

Clearly I really should keep up with this thing.

well?????? what was is it?

*what was it?

We were roommates and the old Odd Couples theme keep playing in the back ground.

hahahaha!!! everytime i see the two of you in a room together, i'm going to think about that song.

hahahahahahahahaha! oh my god. that's great! the next time i see you, i want you to pick up a cigar on the ground with your umbrella...

and fuss at me for being such a slob, and then I'll look at you begrudginly.

*begrudgingly