flush and drink plenty of liquids.

Do we need to do an intervention here?

Yes...do the kind of intervention where you give me lots of money and let me get it out of my system

Hmmmm...I think that would only feed your addiction. You know the first step on the road to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

Well, I plurked about it....does that count?

It's a start, but I think you may need serious professional help. Otherwise you'll just end up on the streets looking to score one more hair

Hm....I'll take that under advisement

her variety of hair.