YOU'VE RETURNED <s>to me</s>!!

WHY DON'T YOU RESPOND TO TEXT MESSAGES? (Hanging around Mihashi too much?) :/

I DID! CHECK AGAIN.

(Also, Mihashi answers all my texts. D: )

Oh! Welcome back.

CAPTAIN.

W-what? ABE. What?

Welcome back.

Thanks. It's good to be back.

okaeri nasai, Hanai-kun!! ^o^

rummages around in Hanai's duffels.

Where are the souvenirs? :> Did you bring back American porn?

blinks, obviously still jet-lagged. "Hey, Shinooka. Tadaima."

I DIDN'T, GET OUT OF THERE.

All of those clothes are dirty!

Ah, that's right! I should bust out the *you know what* in front of Shinooka, right? I'll check later! :>

shouldn't* sjdlja;lfja

I'M SAYING THERE ISN'T ANY

THEN WHAT'D YOU DO IN THE AMERICA ALL THIS TIME!?

I STUDIED, WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS DOING

D: .... I don't know, something to do with baseball? HEY, IS IT TRUE THAT BOOBS ARE BIGGER OVER THERE?

(it is true but) DON'T ASK DUMB QUESTIONS.

It's good to be back. I think.

Hanai doesn't disappear like that again D:

WHERE'D YOU GO AGAIN.

Hanai, Hanai, HA~NA~I, Ha--na--iiiiiiiiii :<

COME MEAT US CAPTAIN--- no, I was told this is wrong English.

YES, COME MEAT US!!

WE WANT TO GOING TO KOUSHIEN WITH YOU, CAPTAIN!!