can't you just trick a newspaper recycling van to drop off their load at your house and then have a shredding party?

sad that she has to veto the shredding party - apparently we have 'noggins' so celluose loose fill not an option.

wtf are noggins? (I'm presuming you don't mean decapitated heads all over the house?)

apparently noggins are internal strut things that hold the walls firm. They mean we can't just pull off the top weatherboard and pump in the

loose recycled paper fill. But when we are ripping rooms apart we can put in batts. Sledgehammer, meet plasterboard