you should pretend to work while writing fanfic

GENIUS.

*types!*

LOL

In honesty, it would be a little difficult. I really want to keep writing it up, but I know that the minimizing / expanding window thing...

...will get really old. I would rather spend a decent block of time doing.

...it.

Bloody twitchy enter key.

as long as you enjoy doing it

do your job!

or write your fanfic in Outlook (addressed to yourself). Leave it open; they'll just think it's work correspondance.

LOL

I would do my job, but my two bosses are faffing about after being away for so long, even though I have asked them both...

...to have a meeting with me to discuss the bloody website!