eats the hissing duck! XD

maybe she's laying on eggs

sad for plurkduck. Want some of my lunch?

looking down. Oh, okay, breakfast then. *Throws some toast crumbs at plurkduck*

eats the crumbs!!

hisses back.

aaXD

plurkduck is male, and therefore unlikely to be sitting on eggs except by accident.

o.o;

eats plurk duck's eggs! XD

plurkduck has no eggs!

then again, I had a 'male' duck that suddenly started laying.

o.o;

then where did the eggs come from?

his vagina.

well, you asked...

o.o;

is that an instruction?

phew.

kwaking.