's parents saved a parrot today, yay! Event involved lots of phone calls and impromptu phone-translation-services 
karenh
asks
if you can train the parrot to translate?
eubeline
says
shite! If only I had known there was an easier way to sort this out - what was I thinking! ... or was I thinking at all!?!
eubeline
says
dad was a bit puzzled when the people at the rescue station insisted on filling out a form....
and were not happy with 'Bird in garden, black crows attack' 