maybe you should trade the doctor in for ganesh then you'd have a driver with enough hands. He hasn't even got a handy spare anymore!

just send the doctor to Pompei again

TheDoctor needs someone (human, no offense TARDIS) to accompany him, desperately.

but how would she get repairs done?

Ah, what CyBones said, but different: open the door and snap-close it as soon as he's 5cm from the door.

Well how about that broken chameleon circuit, then? I get the sense you're deliberately preventing me from fixing it

TARDIS needs less complex controls. How about just *one* control board?

TARDIS doesn't want to use the Chameleon Circuit because she likes to look like a retro blue police box.

i think you should phone Tardisline and report him for neglect