what?

what's the job?

who's the Doctor?

identifying alien objects for torchwood. he loves it

what's Torchwood?

ohh you know, one of those silly fan groups staring at the sky. looking for moon rock. *HELP*

you're mental.

Y'know, those geek groups who have this weird idea about aliens? Those who buy everything with the word "alien" in 'em on eBay?