**"Hello?'**

**'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?'**

**'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,** **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now.'**

Brief Pause

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**

**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs** **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**

**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later** **The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser** **And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**

**And into the swimming pool.** **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

**Last week to clean it.** **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

*****Long Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? ...........**

**Is this 486-5731?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*