I can't think of any witty plurk banter today

...they are getting so big, so fast!

...I'm trying desperately not to just go eat something or else I'll never lose the last 17 pounds of pregnancy weight.

...my eyes hurt and so does my pride.

...twitter doesn't pressure me with all of this karma nonsense.

thanks

...I'm addicted to the Tudors on Netflix and I'm just starting Season 2 and I already know that Ann Boleyn gets the axe and it makes me sad.

...even though the king should have NEVER divorced Queen Catherine!

...but I'm not saying that England should have stayed Catholic, but really, breaking with the church just to get a divorce is tacky.

...aaaaaannnd I cut my hair even shorter. It's so, so, so short! And I dyed it back to black.

Aren't you glad I didn't put this all into one plurk?

Shit. I meant to say, aren't you glad I did put this all into one plurk instead of all separate plurks?

Wait. You can freeze karma?

d'awwww!

steals one for an afternoon.