I'm here to drop some truth and some science about sucka JDs and the way they do violence

They went to school to get the Java knowledge But sometimes they act like they flunked outta college

They know web frameworks for days and days But when it comes to DB's they got lost in the maze

Got mad ORMs but they don't know SQL But my shit is cane sugar and your code is Equal

I know how to write it functional or declarative but when it comes to codin' all you got is imperative

You think Selects are something Bud makes that's why you're a meatball, but I'm a steak

so take your API and get the hell out of town You're just a sucka JD, you sad-faced clown