and if that doesn't get her attention I'll just push this water glass she left on the coffee table onto the floor!

ACK! Caught!

run away RUN AWAY!

Oh, Minou, you are a stinker!

I was just getting in so much trouble, Minou. I think it's unfair. All I was doing was sticking my whole head in my daddy's glass of milk.

Don't people realize that milk = for kitties, no matter where it is or who it's for? When will they learn?

I will teach them a lesson tonight by trampling all over their faces while they sleep.