I have an extra psoriasis, and I'll trade for a chlamydia, please. I'm also looking for the golden badge swine flu, anyone?

(I got some of them while I was bathing in Hibi's infamous tub)

It's tempting, but I've really grown attached to my chlamydia and swine flu. You'll need to make a better offer.

Hmmm I'll throw in a gonorrhea with the psoriasis, I can also trade genital herpes and HIV (which can be easily upgraded to AIDS)

Wow, now you've really spiced up the deal. What's the catch?

Well, I'll share some other STDs with you, but you have to bring something juicy to the table. Yeah, the trick is indeed in the catch...

We can discuss trading options later.

hehehe hugs!

Yeah. I don't think hugs will be enough. Unless they're HTDs.

Horizontal what?

hahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. Pervy mind.

's mind is the epitome of filth

I hope my frontal lobe never blows up

Oooh, yeah. They'd have to send in the hazmat squad. HAHAHA. (j/k)

the hazmat squad hasn't seen the kind of filth that inhabits my brain

hahaha

i got enough health issues so i'll pass k?

No, you're perfect for this plurk Issalia!

then let me stay perfectly healthy for once in my life

Issalia, you have birds, right? Any chance of getting me some bird flu, please?

cockatiels don't get bird flu but they can pass on psittacosis (spelling?)

do, I suppose that gives you some sort of pneumonia just as well. Can I trade you for a common psychosis? I have 10 to give away