etherian
wants
a Napolean. And if you tell me I want a short Frenchman with a god complex, why, I'll Plurk you. 
samiam
has
no clue what else it might be that you're wanting...
samiam
thinks
Jayne actually means a "Prince Albert".
samiam
asks
if that is a sandwich with chocolate on top?
etherian
says
pure sugary cream dessert
samiam
likes
sandwiches, and will pretend that's what it is.