I'm too busy keeping Sally from destroying Oregon. Poor oregon.

what if I turn into a VAMPIRE?!

you can't be a vampire, you

're mean to be a werewolf

hey, hey. Oregon fucking deserves what they get. Charging me 5 dollars for my coffee and bagel fix.

whyyyyyyyyyyyyy? just because i moodswing once a month. T___T

I'm gonna buy all their pot so their stupid kids won't have their weekend fun.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stupid Oregon.

I lyke oregon.

very pretty.

yah, pretty fucking stupid. >:U

It is pretty, actually. But....yeah. About as populated as Canada.

PRE-LIZ ARRIVAL.

God knows once she gets to Canada, reproductive activity will skyrocket.

nu, Canada has as many people as California. FULL OF VAST FOR AWESOME THAN OREGON.

Uh-huh. California population spread out over that massive surface area? Come on, Lizzie. You know it's sparsely populated. xD

As Gray says, the "five people that live in Canada."

They're all in ontario, B.C. and Quebec.

Poor Quebec. They're the outcasts.