advertisement[Jill is wearing a sexy outfit] Jill Green: So, what do you think?

Rachel: I-I don't like it. Jill Green: Really? Rachel: It's kinda slutty. Jill Green: It's yours. Rachel: Well, I'm a slut.

Jill Green: Me too.

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[Knock at the door - it's Rachel's sister, Jill] Rachel: Oh my God, Jill. Jill Green: Oh my God, Rachel.

Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us.

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Jill Green: I was so upset when Daddy told me I had to get a job that I went shopping to calm down.

Ross: Uh, Jill; I thought your father took all of his credit cards from you.

Jill Green: Please; I've had those numbers memorized since I was fourteen.

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Rachel: Honey what are you doing here? Phoebe: [to Ross] Which sister is this, the spoiled one or the one that bit her?

Jill Green: Daddy cut me off. Phoebe: [to Ross] Never mind I got it.

Jill: And you know what I said to him? I said, I'm gonna hire a lawyer and I'm gonna sue you and take all your money and then cut *you* off.

Rachel: Wow. What did he say? Jill: He said he wouldn't pay for my lawyer.