No one bakes *me* cakes for being bad!

i get more than cakes for being bad

I just bet you do! Being flexible, and all...

awww, you're probably better than I am

hmm... one of my sponge layers came upt both burnt and underdone so imma go with no

Burnt AND underdone? That's a feat in itself! Better cook than I!

not even I can manage that!

i guess i am just spectacularly terrible