Ah! This came up on my fb timeline and it still stands!!

Groomers: How Do I sharpen my own scissors/clipper blades so I can save money?

Also groomers: WHY ARE YOU SCISSORING YOUR POODLE'S TOP KNOTS AT HOME?! YOU ARE NOT SAVING MONEY THAT WAY! UGH. WAY MORE WORK NOW FOR ME AND NOW I'M CHARGING MORE.