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momo打天下 @happy_style
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話說小時後的我,家中蟑螂、老鼠到處跑‧家裡看的到四面牆壁的家徒四壁,生活非常的辛苦。爸爸忙種田、媽媽忙織布;哥哥不學好、姐姐忙著抓螢火蟲。每天晚上,利用剛剛抓螢火蟲的光線看【黃書】,頭髮吊橫樑、屁股插圖釘;夏天要脫光衣服餵蚊子、冬天要臥冰求鯉魚、白天要披豬皮取鹿奶、晚上要跳脫衣舞給父母看。父母肚子餓,我要負責哭出竹筍來;父母生病時,我要負責吃大便。每個月要固定打破大水缸救小孩子出來,必要時還要砍斷櫻桃樹來證明我的誠實。每次想到我坎坷的過去,淚水便忍不住奪眶而出…

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